Write three lists,
one of adjective/verb binaries
one of nouns
one of contexts.
Call your lover on the phone, talk to them in sentences using only the following formulae:
1) Noun + binary (active tense) + Context.
2) Context + binary (active tense) + noun.
or
3) Context + binary (passive tense).
Continue in this manner until they break up with you. If they hang up on you, call them back until they refuse to answer - from then on text messages will do.
After you are alone post identical letters to your lover, their parents and their best friend; using the same process.